Jul
14
I was at a party..(don’t tell my mom. I snuck out).. and he looked at me, and said “I want to motorboat those.” I was so confused, and everybody started laughing. What does that mean? 
Answer:
Holy crap, that’s tacky. Where on earth do people come up with this stuff, anyway? Used to be a little sophistication, even from a rough-around-the-edges kind of guy like myself would attract the ladies. Now for some reason it’s all this middle school crap, even from grown men.
