Dec
30
Do Not Try This With A Van
Filed Under General
These are just some of the best ways you can totally wreck a van. By no means is this article supposed to encourage this kind of behaviour it is only here as a joke and none of these are recommended unless you are a professional in crashing a van.
Think about blowing it up
This one is a great one to start off with as there are so many things that you can use to blow up the van with! The good old fashioned TNT has to be the best way to do something like this. Perhaps forwarding this list onto a TV show like Brainiac might be something that is worthwhile. Other things you could perhaps use include a grenade, machine gun or even shooting the gas tank.
How About Rolling The Van Over
This is one of the hardest ones to do without getting hurt because you really have to be driving it for it to happen. Many movies have cars and vans that roll over to kill or injure some of the people, sometimes it is just for effect. The vans that you actually see roll over are made to do so and by no means should you try rolling a van yourself. If you were to roll over a normal van then it you would certainly die.
Drive Into A neighbours front garden
This has to be the biggest way to destroy a van simply because there are so many van crashes across the world every single day.The main reason why this is the biggest killer is because people try not to actually crash into things but of course it happens every day across the world. This is something that should be left to the dummies.
So there you have it, just a few things you shouldn’t do with your contract hire vans. Commercial vehicle leasing and contract van leasing companies would not be interested in giving you cheaper deals if you are planning to do these things.
The real reason you shouldnt try this is because “You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"!”